Saturday, May 19, 2012

Day 50 Update

Life Since Da Boot

I can't believe it's been 50 days already.  I had my surgery on April 6th, so it's been nearly 2 months since then.

I've come a long way but there still a ton of hard work ahead.  I know because just from sittin' on the loo doing my numero two, I would gingerly place my injured right foot on the ground and it would feel completely foreign to me, as if that foot was not apart of my own body; almost like I'm putting my foot on a bed of prickly nails.  It's not as bad as it was when I first got my cast off though.  Back then (a few days ago), it was numb and tingly and at some points would go completely numb and would go purple from lack of circulation (not sure from what).

The rash has gotten so much better.  I think just exposing my skin to the air and sunlight has helped tremendously.  Also, a couple of days ago, I washed my leg for the first time with warm water and soap and it was f'n GLORIOUS!  I even used a loufa in the area adjacent to the wound.  I still keep that whole leg out of the dirty bath water since I don't want an infection but being able to just rinse it with running water feels f'n amazing.  What feels really great is using a cotton ball soaked in cool 70% rubbing alcohol and giving it a thorough wipe-down.  Instant itch-relief.   (Sooo much better than that nasty back scratcher I was using to get into my cast.)

I took these photos 2 days ago when that bottom scab finally came off after I took a hot bath.  With a little help from my rubbing alcohol friend, I peeled back the old bandages and then scraped carefully with my nails to remove most of the excess dead skin.  A photo speaks a thousand words, so enjoy!


Before the Scab Came Off:



Process of Peeling Off the Nastiness:


This photo was taken the following night after the previous photo. In case you were wondering, I re-bandaged the scabbed over incision and then the next night checked to see if the scab was ready to come off; and alas, it was.

It was a bit scary since when I tried this the first night I got my boot the incision had not fully closed up and as I tried to remove the bandage the wound was reopening!  I didn't want that to happen again so I was really cautious this time.  With that said, it was hella satisfying to get that black mess off of me!


Doubts & Concerns (THE FEAR)

Last night before bed I was having sort of a despair/pity party for myself wondering if I would ever be able to be a competitive athlete again.

Would I dare try olympic lifting, powerlifting, or even just deep stretching?  (After all, I was a yoga instructor for a short while in India.)  In Ashtanga Yoga during the sun salutations, especially in downward dog, both of your achilles are stretched to the limit as you strive to keep both heels firmly planted on the ground (as if you're establishing roots through the base of your heels). Just thinking about that movement scares me now and yet I loved the way that asana made me feel.

I dunno if I will be able to do that again...even if I could and would, I think there would be a nagging linger of fear or doubt in the back of my mind telling me to dial it back and not push it since I don't want a re-rupture.  That would be the worst part of all this.

Well, I can get over any mental setbacks.  I just want to make sure that I am fully healed 100% physically.

Anyways, I don't want to jump the gun.  I think with serious PT, I will be back in tip-top shape and need to just focus on the positive now.


W&W Vance Experience

Once again, I'm try and be a kind-hearted soul.  If you'e stuck around following this blog this far along, you might as well get something to smile about.  So I won't leave you with those foul, stomach-turning images.

You've already seen Weston.  Well here's Whistler (and the last photo you get to meet Max; his older brother was unfortunately killed by a motorist.)

Here are some nice photos of Fraternal Love:



Boys Will Be Boys:


Once they knew I had the camera out...let's just say boys will be boys.  I showed Whistler the photo and he said, "We're a bunch of perverts! LOL


Boys Are Fascinated by Stairs:



"Hotel Vance" is just one-story, so they were both endlessly fascinated by it.


 Weston Being A Self-Professed "Monkey."


Classic West:


Gotta love that tie-dye shirt!

Shenanigans:



This really cracked me up.  Nearly as much as when Weston accidentally bounced my lacrosse ball (used for working out the knots and balls of tension in my muscle, back when I still CrossFitted) into the friggin' toilet (what are the chances of that?)!  Thank G-d, I flushed.

(The boys are crazy but they were raised well.  I told 'em someone's gonna have to fish it out and clean it well.  Whistler scrubbed it clean and I reminded him to use soap.  That's why Whistler was talking about his hands smelling like ____.)


Max, Whistler, and me en La Villa de la Ayala-Vance.


Just for the record, my dang leg ain't actually amputated!  (I know it looks like it's just as stump.) I was just trying to get down into the shot, more or less.  I spread my crutches far apart and tried to kneel down.  Anyways, my friggin' head is chopped off but it's still a sweet shot, considering it was taken by free cell phone (that's right, I'm the last one in the free world without a smart phone).
Max is all calm and collected down there while we crowd around him trying to accomodate the real master of the house haha.


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All these photos of family reminded me of a video I had to watch for my online defensive driving course for the speeding ticket I received*.

(*1st time I've ever gotten a speeding ticket and there were extenuating circumstances but the cop wasn't hearing it.  He was out of his patrol car and crouching in the bushes with his radar gun, like some sneaky thief.  He was positioned near the middle of a short stretch of 35 mph zone in a primarily 45 mph road.  Anyways, it's a story I don't want to get into.  I'm just glad my driving record will be pristine again after I complete this course.)

Now I don't normally like these types of videos because they can verge on being preachy or PSA-like, so I was actually starting to zone out as it was playing until about 1:30 when the dad started to give his speech on his son.

It struck a chord and I honestly found it incredibly moving.  I even found the drunk driver to be very pitiable.  I thought the letter he wrote to the victim's family was very touching and sincere.

(You may think I'm a corny sap, but give it a try, you may change your mind.)

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

FREEDOM!!!

Fast Healer

Got to say right off the bat how much I love The Cole Clinic (Dr. Hanssen and Samantha)!

Most people are in their cast for a minimum of 7 weeks, but I convinced my doc to let me switch from the cast straight to the boot (after just 3 or 4 weeks? in a cast) without putting my foot into neutral first WHOOOOOO!  (Last visit, he said I was to be put in another cast and my foot would gradually be moved to the neutral position.  F*ck that!)

Saved me $300 bucks and the hell of having another cast on!  I told him how I couldn't resist and for about 2 weeks now I've been jamming this unsanitary back scratcher (the sharp handle part, where something broke off of it) into my cast, which is why all the padding was gone.  When he was using the cast saw to cut off my cast it grazed against my skin and it hurt so I moved away.  He said I was acting "like a little girl," then when he took it off he saw why...the padding was gone becauseI had pushed it away unintentionally while scratching at it.  So the saw was basically cutting into my skin rather than the padding.

When it came off I thought it looked disgusting with all the red bumps.  I asked if that rash was normal and he said it was because I was "sticking random objects in there" LOL.

Now that it's off though, it feels weird.  All numb and tingling.  I felt my achilles tendon and it's like a hard knot of ropes tangled up.  Really strange...


Check Out This Disgusting Rash:


(::Dry heaves::)


He made a crack about how my dad should tell others that "I'm adopted."  Whatever.  I got him back.  I told him now that he's back in TX he's going to get FAT in 2 weeks, guaranteed!  (He lost 25 lbs in Italy because he did so much walking.)

Oh the best part?  Samantha went to talk to the doc right as he was leaving the room and she got me a deal!  They usually charge $600 for the boot, even though they purchase it themselves for $50!  Well, Samantha got it so that I would only have to pay $50 for the boot!  Amazing!

DA BOOT!

(I wanted to write "DAS BOOT," like the iconic movie, but unfortunately that means "the boat" in Deutsche...sigh...Germany lets humanity down AGAIN.  #GermanFAIL ;-P)


(Do people really pay $600 for this?!)


The doctor's fee was still around $85 or so, but seriously — not bad!

(Then again, all he did was cut off my cast peel off one of the bandages to take a look and then left me to do the dirty work.  Oh yeah and he insulted me and complimented himself on a job well done. LOL must be nice to be an orthopedic surgeon, especially with the mark-up for boots from $50 to $600 haha.  Seriously though, I love these guys.  I can't take being around people who don't have a sense or humor.)

I gave Sam a big bear hug and said she's like my "God mom."  She said she's been "taking care of me for so many weeks" that she might as well be!  The doc overheard and felt left out I guess and said, "What am I? Just your fat skinny doctor?"  I didn't even get what he was saying at first...it's because I told him he lost a lot of weight on his trip.  He said, "In a few more weeks, I'm going to look just like Brad Pitt" while rubbing his sides.  I told him he's going to be fat, but you already heard that part.

So I went home to scratch and then clean up my leg with tons of witch hazel and rubbing alcohol!  Oh God, it felt damnnn gooood.


Before Cleaning-Up (Warning, Not For Those With Sensitive Stomachs):


After A Thorough Wipe-down (Up Close & Personal):


Super Macro setting on the digital camera.  The wound looks SO MUCH better than before (look at the image above and then look below).  All that dead skin has been wiped off, more or less (hence the different skin tone, plus lighting).  That black gunk is congealed, old blood.


All Clean & Bandaged Up!

I cleaned up the wound and put the bandages on myself!  (Why did I pay the doc again?)


Check out that beautiful, meticulous work of mine.


2 Months' Atrophy!

Here you can see how much my right calf has atrophied in just shy of 2 months!  Terrible, just terrible...


Can you see the difference?  Can you spot which leg has atrophied?  It's easy for me.  Here's a clue:  the injured one has a rash on it and has bandages...


T-Nasty Came Bearing Gifts! (Pork Rinds & Cute Minors!)


I decided to be nice and not leave you with a bunch of disgusting crusty, hairy, bloody feet pics 'cuz I know not everyone is into that scheiße...

So for you pedophiles and gluttons out there (just kidding!)... T-nasty was in the neighborhood and came bringing heart-clogging fried pig fat and a talkative 4-year old by the name of Weston!  Mis padres got a kick out of Weston 'cuz he kept asking a lot of questions and was really assertive, which is why I call him "little man."


W Is Easily Amused

I swear that's not a sex toy.  It's for pumping air into balloons or sumpin'.


Fried Pork Fat (Chicarrones):  Snack of Champions!


Believe it or not, I have NEVER tried pork rinds before!  This will be quite a culinary and cultural experience for me, I'm sure.  I'll blog about it afterwards LOL.



For inquiring minds:  the shirt reads, I MOUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION.


Time To Get Ya Learn On, Yo!

I came across this article the other day and thought, wow what a coincidence!

The Achilles tendon is the thickest tendon in the body, a cord that attaches the calf muscles to the heel bone (calcaneus), dictating every interaction with the ground. Over the past few years, we have seen some of the greatest athletes suffer tears in this region, a very painful rupture that generally requires surgery and months of sport absence.

Read the full article at the blog, Sparta Point.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Day 35 Update

New Swag

My orthopedic surgeon just got back from his Italy/France trip and I paid the office a visit to get a prescription/note for a disabled parking placard.  I should have gotten this a LONG time ago!!



Tina drove me to the tax office and there was a long line.  I decided to ask the teller next to me after waiting in line for awhile and was told I could just go to the handicapped line (there was no line).  When she saw me, she said that if someone saw me with crutches waiting in line she would have gotten in trouble so thank goodness I got out of line and found her.  What a sweet lady.

The placard cost $5 and with the prescription from the doctor I didn't need to get the form notarized.  She told me that these parking placards are hot commodities ("high theft items"), so I should hide it when I get valet parking or go to a car wash, etc.  Sheesh.


Doin' Work

I'm so relieved that I finally got both my Parker College and University of Western States applications sent out.  The UWS one took literally 4 hours for me to do in one sitting because of all the essays!  I'm really anal when it comes to application essays, so I proofread it and revised it multiple times.  I'm just glad that's over with.  I also got my letters of recommendations in order, so now it's time to play the waiting game.

Now I need to seriously hunker down and study like mad for the comprehensive ACS Organic Chemistry Final! I'm pretty confident on Orgo I material; it's the Orgo II material that scares me.  I also need to review O Chem I stuff.  I think if I can at least get all the O Chem I stuff right, I'll be OK.  The professor says people usually fail the ACS final SO BAD that it's necessary for him to curve it (and he never curves tests).  Great...
Frankly, I'm pretty overwhelmed by the amount of information we have covered and now will be tested on.  I guess like everything, ya just gotta take a deep breath and start somewhere.  Rome wasn't built in a day and all that jazz.  Just start tackling it one topic at a time.  I think as long as I can differentiate between which reagents oxidize and which reduce, then I should be aite.

Oh and I thought I was done with Guitar I after that concert, but no, we have a final exam as well.  And it's going to cover all 6 strings, chromatic notes (sight reading and playing), chords, arpeggios, and a song we just learned called "Mountain Men;" it has a lot of chromatic notes on the 6th & 5th strings.  It's a good song for the final because it involves all the strings actually (1 - 6).

We just learned how to do bar chords and the chords that use that, like d minor 7 and F major, along with all the others, will be tested too.  Memorization is something I've always had trouble with.  =/


How's Da Foot?

Still in a cast...which is getting mighty grimy at this point.  It's been more than a month since I've washed this leg at all.  It's getting really itchy under the cast, especially with the weather getting really hot and muggy.  I've been lazy and been putting the cast on the ground now and then too, so it's also getting dirty.  At least it'll be coming off in 2 weeks.

In the meantime, here are some photos of this cast that's been written on by Weston (precocious 4 year old, Tina's son), Tina aka T-nasty, Samantha (nurse), and Sheila (receptionist).


"L Foot First," "Get well soon!"


I'll let you take a wild guess at who wrote that giant scribble.  It made my mom laugh, a lot.  It's supposed to be "WESTON," I think?  

The real funny thing is in the image below though...



So this precocious 4 year old started drawing a circle with his silver Sharpie at first and his mum, Tina, said oh he's drawing a smiley face! Then he started fiercely mashing the Sharpie down the center bisecting the circle and I said, "Oh my....that ain't no smiley face!"

It's hard to see in the low light and with the silver Sharpie but let's just say that kids grow up fast these days!!  LOL.

I'm not flexible enough to take a photo of Tina's signature on my heel (and I think there are enough photos of my ugly cast already) but it states, "T-nasty was here!" It's all smudged and dirty looking now anyways.


Keep the Faith

Screw what the doctors, the experts, and all those fancy specialistis with appellations and suffixes to their names tell you.  They make a living out of making you feel small.  Have faith in yourself and your body's ability to heal itself.  Watch this man's remarkable transformation from obese paraplegic to conditioned athlete.

Arthur Boorman was a disabled Gulf War veteran, who injured his knees and back from paratrooping and thought his life as he knew it was over.  Then he took his life into his own hands and starting being proactive.  He started doing yoga even though he had to wear knee braces and was falling over while doing it.

My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won't let me.
-Lao Zi


In 10 months, he lost 140 lbs.  




Thanks to Serdar for posting this on Facebook.  When I watched this last night there was only around 4,000 views.  This morning, I saw the video shared on FB by a few of my FB buddies and the count was up to 200,000.  Now it's 409,000!  It's spreading like wildfire.

(It's always nice when something uplifting and inspiring like this becomes viral rather than a video of some douchebag getting kicked in the nuts... It'll probably be put on Reddit soon, if it's not there already.)

I don't have "Shazam" because I don't have a smart phone.  Can someone tell me who sings this moving version of "Fix You" by Coldplay?


Butt Stop

Oh yeah and I guess I might as well put up my ugly mug up now.  This was taken by T-nasty outside of the tax office right after I got my disabled parking placard.  I love funny signs, and Tina has a smartphone so BAM!  Kodak moment.

It was my first time using Instagram (changing a filter on a photo is the most photo-editing I've ever done in my life):


Wear it like Armor

So recently my mom's taken a liking to calling me "cripple" or "gimp," roughly translated.  ("Bai ka" in Taiwanese; there's no characters for it because the dialect has no written script, only a spoken language.)

Well as Tyrion Lannister says in Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin:

Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

I'm going to wear my "gimp" label like a badge of honor!


.... or as Jay-Z would say, "If ya feelin' like a pimp, nigga, go and brush ya shoulders off."